Please direct your attention here: *clairefable

Yeh, that's right, finally decided to move accounts. Uh, sorry to anyone who's watched me recently- and there have been a few of you for some reason- but, uh, watch me there instead?

See ya~

Mum: What was the screaming about?

Me: W-what

Mum: Two screams came from your bedroom at four this morning.

Me: I-I was asleep at four D: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

Well how am I supposed to tell her that I found myself sitting upright at the foot of my bed with the covers pulled up to my nose totally bricking it because I'd dreamt about a spider the size of a dinner plate dangling from my bedroom ceiling and was now convinced it was making a cosy wee bed for itself on my pillow?

jesus christ nightmares at my age

ME? ARACHNOPHOBIC? WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?

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KISS MA BAD SELF, OW

Oh come on, you didn't expect a journal from ME, did you?

srsly rip big chap

I kicked all sorts of ass at my end of term portfolio crit.

MISSION TO PASS FIRST YEAR (condensed into six stressful months) = ACCOMPLISHED

Now to go out and give my liver the battering it so desperately needs, oh yes.


lol sort of want to move accounts (I already made another one but it's currently derelict- dare you to guess the name) but I dunno if I can be bothered. Just kind of feel like a fresh start. Maybe I will when my sub is up on this one.

tl;dr: I AM 1337

...they've all got it infamy!

EDIT: Actually, fuck it.

EDIT EDIT: Enjoy this golden oldie [link]